Alex  Galper Inventions Silicon  breasts with bullet-proof lining  To walk  around dangerous neighborhoods  Lungs made  out of titanium  To smoke  three packs a day  An  ever-hard rubber dick  To fuck  ugly supervisers  And slide  up the corporate ladder  Artificial  liver to drink liquor like a fish  Jet-propelled rollerblades for citizens of Asia  To roll  away from American cluster bombs  Anatomically correct inflatable dolls  With  television screens for faces  Broadcasting never-ending Baseball World Series   For single  men  Blow-dryers  that work like vibrators  For single  women  Foam-rubber  nightingales and phosphorous stars  For  romantic outings under the moon -  Translated from Russian by Mike Magazinnik and Igor Satanovsky.

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