Poems of World War III      
                                   
-------------Charles Levenstein



Hometown
 
Distraction mounts in great piles,
like clothes made ready for the laundry,
futile attempts to distinguish dark from light,
the inevitable Kleenex tucked away
in a forgotten pocket destined to undo
all effort at organization, the new order
of laundry as dismal a notion heard
since the fall of the Soviet Union.
 
Apparently the only word for facial tissue
in Spanish is "Kleenex".  I invented
"paper of the nose" to the vast amusement
of clerks at Hometown bodega -
where I bought a roll of duct tape,
not to line my shelter, but
as the only solution to the disintegration
and diffusion of Kleenex throughout
dark laundry:  black chinos, navy shirts,
socks, the most intimate of items,
adorned with flecks in a synthetic blizzard.
 
The Hometown chief reported
over 1000 phone calls about anthrax
one week after the national scare,
investigations unearthing forgotten Tide,
Bisquick,  talcum (uncontaminated by asbestos,
we hope), fearsome white powders
other than that snorted by affluent citizens
who knew better than to invite
police into their high tech homes.
Hometown is not under siege,
although the beating of three Indian students
by local patriots might give
that impression.  I secret my cache 
of once-washed Kleenex fragments
to avoid the eyes of spies searching
for Ahmed Rosenberg.
 
When I was a youth, my mother hid
The People's Songbook so I would not
sing commie songs at college and
waste my young life at Leavenworth.
Now I scour my home for Middle Eastern
treasures, olive wood camels, varnished
sunflower seeds, posters with strange scribbling
might frighten Homeland Security.
I do not say Shalom for fear
they'll hear Salaam and search my shoes
for bombs or other secret messages.
I worry for the baby boomers
who missed the valuable training
provided by the Red Scare of the 1950's.
 
 
Of course I am frightened.
I did not send a poem for peace
to the White House, not merely
because I knew the statistics
on dysfunctional illiteracy.
No, I am a squawking chicken,
afraid of oil,
afraid of pharmaceuticals,
afraid of crazy Christians
who ache for a new crusade.
I worry about the children of Iraq,
but fear Homeland Security.
 
On the other hand,
the old people's homes in Hometown
are going bankrupt, so  prison 
for senior citizens may become
an aspect of retirement planning.
Will there be shuffleboard at Alcatraz?
Hootin' Annies at Sing-Sing?
 
I do not write political poems.
I write kitchen crap and confessions.
This is not about politics.
It's about our goddam lives.
 
03-03 
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